January 2012
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The Classical: Why Longboards Suck →
I explained, as best I could, why longboards suck on The Classical.
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Hungry Rapps
Foods mentioned in Future’s “Tony Montana”, in order: Banana, cantaloupe, [po]tato, crab cakes, banana (again).
They say you spend more at the grocery store if you go there hungry — your primordial instinct to horde kicks in and you get home realizing you’ve been had by Food Bazaar on the canned salmon deal (there’s no such thing as a deal on canned salmon!)....
“Inductees sang Wall Street-themed versions of “Mama, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow...”
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“POOLE: And given my interest in making sure we have clear communication, I have...”
– This is what the Federal Open Markets Committee was up to at the height of the housing bubble. This meeting had 45 instances of [Laughter]. Greenspan is referred to as Yoda later on, to [Laughter].
Spotted everywhere, but especially here.
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GIRLS ARE PRETTY: Storage Wars Day! →
girlsareprettyforever:
You went on that show Storage Wars and you bid on the stuff in one of the lockers and won. You brought home all the porcelain knick knacks, bed linens, jewelry, and old Life magazines that could fit into an 8X10 foot space. “Which is why I’m going to kill your wife and daughters if I don’t get…
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WatchFan Fiction
Eric Cantor is doing 90 on the Beltway in a yellow Lamborghini with a Newport 100 dangling out of the corner of his mouth, as he half-assedly sings along to the hook of “Black and Yellow”, which is on repeat. Ronald Reagan’s corpse is sitting shotgun, and he has the window down despite the bitter January cold. Cantor is almost late to preventing a roll call vote from...
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December 2011
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WatchAs if Drake trotting out Mac Dre’s mother and wearing cutters and a North Face as he drives halfway across the Bay Bridge weren’t enough, we now have 50 Cent rocking Giants gear and dancing on top of a building in Pacific Heights, in the video for the remix of LoveRance’s “[Beat the Pussy] Up!”
LoveRance’s video crew made it all the way across the bridge to...
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Quartersnacks on Why Peter Smolik is Like E-40 →
This is great right here, and it lands right in the middle of the Venn diagram of my admittedly narrow interests: skateboarding and rap. Specifically San Diego skateboarding and Bay Area rap.
Ever since Fully Flared came out and made the flip-in-flip-out-combo-grind-slide technical wizardry the dominant style in skateboarding, I have been hollering this exact same thing to whomever would listen:...
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